never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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