You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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