I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I will be naked everywhere
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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