I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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