Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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