it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I can't turn off my feet"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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