I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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