I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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