I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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