He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
