Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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