walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i think my cat just said my name.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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