You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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