Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have aggressive nipples.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
that is very illegal...i love you.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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