I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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