So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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