JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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