We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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