Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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