shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
