lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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