I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
