So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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