Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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