Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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