halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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