I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No subtext here. People are naked.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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