Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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