the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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