In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
