we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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