Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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