Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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