i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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