is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize