If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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