so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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