I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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