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I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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