Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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