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(760): View more from California

i don't like sucking hair

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(650): View more from California

Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

(650): View more from California

I asked first.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people

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(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(716): View more from New York

He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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(925): View more from California

crossed #23 off the Slucket List!

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YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.

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(425): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

(425): View more from Washington

Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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