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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(914): View more from New York

Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.

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(240): View more from Maryland

We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

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(509): View more from Washington

My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?

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(224): View more from Illinois

I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves

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