it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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