Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
