You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have already put on my inside pants.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks