So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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