i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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