She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
