Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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