We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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