Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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