I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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