i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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