That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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