he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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