i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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