last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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