when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I think I just sharted jello shots
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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