Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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