He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Randomize