we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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